Bush Helps Wake Up Islam

Bush lost a number of allies but he ended up gaining some new ones. First he gets an endorsement from his "axis of evil" buddy: Iran. Now an alledged al Qaeda linked "terrorist" organization is giving him the nod too!

"We change and destroy countries,' the statement said. 'We even influence the international economy, and this is God's blessing to us.'

The statement tells American voters that Abu Hafs al-Masri supports the re-election campaign of President Bush: 'We are very keen that Bush does not lose the upcoming elections.'

The statement said Abu Hafs al-Masri needs what it called Bush's 'idiocy and religious fanaticism' because they would 'wake up' the Islamic world."

Go Georgie! It's your birthday!