Let Them Eat Education

Once again the pundits gave dubya credit for being better than he was before instead of being better than Kerry. Though everyone knows that, domestically, Bush has no legs to stand on, he has enough advisors that he should have been able to come up with some convincing BS about something.

What I found particularly disturbing is that he is totally out of touch with what being unemployed means in this economy. He kept mentioning funding for people to go to community college so that they can get a more competitive job. But, what he fails to mention or realize is that many people who are trained for jobs of the 21st century are seeing their hardwork, advanced degrees being lose its value because the jobs are being shipped overseas. How insulting is to tell a computer scientist or engineer with a PhD to go to "community college" to better themselves? What kind of a slap in the face is it for someone who has toiled in institutions of higher learning to be told to go learn a trade?

Bush doesn't have a clue! That became apparent when he touted his under funded "No Child Left Behind" program as the cure all for everything from current unemployment to raising the minimum wage.

I don't want to suggest that George Bush has an unhealthy fixation with children. All I know is, every time the going got tough in the debate last night, he dusted off the young'uns for a fresh go-round. While Kerry mopped the floor with Bush, wrung him out, hung him to dry, and then used him to buff said floor to a high-gloss wax finish, the president clung monomaniacally to a single mantra: education. For a C student who doesn't read the newspaper, George W. sure is big on education—and understandably so, given the apparently magical properties of his education policy. No Child Left Behind, which we thought was just a way of getting around funding schools by blaming the system's failure on teachers and children, turns out to be an all-powerful panacea, capable of solving problems completely unrelated to either education or childhood. Job creation? Reproductive rights? No problem. We've got NCLB!

The most egregious example of the education non-answer was after Schieffer's question about the fate of the minimum wage. After Kerry promised to fight "tooth and nail" to raise the wage from $5.15 to seven dollars, Bush ignored the question entirely, using his 90 seconds to muse about how the No Child Left Behind act is "really a jobs act when you think about it." Right, because the wee tots being educated now may someday grow up to have jobs—provided they don't starve to death in the interim because their parents have no jobs now. Gotta love a piece of social policy with a 20-year delay built in.