The Joker For President

Why are they even going there? This woman hasn't worked in decades, played enabler to a substance abuser (probably still is) for a good part of her marriage, stayed home to raise two wild assed daughters (who could take charm lessons from Chelsea Clinton) ... I don't care who people like. Valuing inaptitude is how we got her husband. It is a sad state of affairs when people are so horrified and afraid of a brilliant and well-spoke woman that they'd rather see Suzy Snowflake as President of the United States.

First lady Laura Bush would defeat U.S. Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton if the two were to face each other in the 2008 presidential contest, Vice President Dick Cheney said on Monday.

Cheney made the prediction after his wife, Lynne Cheney, suggested the matchup in an interview on CNN's 'Larry King Live.'

Mrs. Cheney noted the rampant speculation that the former first lady, now a senator from New York, would make a bid in the next presidential go-around. President Bush cannot seek a third term in office. His father, former President Bush, was defeated after one term by former President Bill Clinton.

'You know, people are thinking of Mrs. Clinton running for president. I think Mrs. Bush ought to run for president,' Mrs. Cheney said. 'If we want to have a Bush dynasty, let's get Laura Bush.'

The vice president, who again ruled out making his own run for president when Bush's term ends, agreed.

'It's a great idea,' Dick Cheney said. 'And I think I know who would win too.' "

If we think the world is laughing now ...