Baby, Are You Really Gonna Wear Those Pants?

You can spank my hand with a wooden spoon right now but I have to say something ...



Okay, I can't find the words. But, between Star, Al and that miniature dog that she dresses up, I can't help but long for the "old days" when I played with paper dolls. The Jones-Reynolds family would have made quite a nice set. Alternating with my books, I would have been entertained for the entire day.

P.S. Wait! Will any straight man who'd wear those striped pants please email me?