For Those With A Breasted Interest ...

Apparently a lot of inquiring minds wanted to know! I had no idea there was such a furor of debate over whether Tyra Banks had breast implants.

To satisfy the jealous women and boob fixated men, she proved they were real on her new talk show.

"This just in: Tyra Banks' boobs are real. It was proved beyond a sonogram of doubt Tuesday on live television, where nothing is ever fake.

Banks underwent her courageous breast test on her own 'Tyra Banks Show.' After telling men in the audience to leave (which kind of strikes us as ordering everyone with a tattoo out of a Green Day concert), Banks had Dr. Garth Fisher from ABC's 'Extreme Makeover' perform a touch test and then the sonogram. He concluded: 'Tyra Banks has natural breasts; there are no implants.'

So now that Banks' reputation is secure, one could ask, why would she do this?

Well ...

Reason 1: Banks, a Victoria's Secret model, says she has had it up to her garters with mean-spirited tongue-waggers around the globe speculating that her breasts are, like, way fake. 'I'm tired of this rumor,' she hissed on her show Tuesday. 'It's something that's followed me forever.

Reason 2: The ratings on Banks' show are said to be, um, sagging. So making her hour-long show Tuesday 'all about breasts!' could offer the Nielsen equivalent of a push-up bra.

Either way, as we said, it has now been officially sanctified that Banks' breasts are 100 percent organic.

'By no means am I saying a breast implant is a bad thing, but it's not a choice that I made,' the 31-year-old Banks said. 'But it's something that a lot of the public ... think that I have, and that's so frustrating for me.'

How funny! I always thought that they were hers. From her Victoria's Secret days, I thought I heard that she was a 34C and since my, otherwise petite frame, had somehow blossomed to a 34D, I assumed hers were as real as mine. But, now that I think about it, I've had more than a couple curious and bold folks ask me if I had implants ... none of them bold enough to take me up on my offer to let them feel them for themselves! Thank God I'm no super model!