You Are NOT The Father!

Okay, everybody was being all Christian-like when Amber Frey surfaced as Scott Peterson's mistress and ignored the rather skankorific habits of Miss "if you really wanna perm get a Toni" once they scrubbed her up for court and the spotlight. Even if I reserve judgment for the child out of wedlock ('cause that ain't my business), at LEAST have a clue who the father is.

The former mistress of convicted murderer Scott Peterson is back in the spotlight after a DNA test showed that her first child was not fathered by the man who was paying child support.

Anthony Flores, 29, has been paying Frey $175 a month for nearly four years, his attorney, Glenn Wilson, said Wednesday. The father of the 4-year-old girl is actually Fresno restaurant owner Christopher Funch, Wilson said.

No one answered the telephone at Porky's Rib House on Wednesday, and Funch did not have a listed home number.

Wilson said Flores was preparing to file a court motion seeking visitation rights, which he has been denied, when the man received word last week that he was not the child's father.

Frey's attorney, Gloria Allred, said Wednesday that her client never intended to deceive Flores.

'Amber, in good faith, always believed that Mr. Flores was her child's father,' Allred said.

See, this is what I don't understand about these women who "believe" a particular man is their baby daddy: if you've had unprotected sex with more than one man during the specific window when you became pregnant, belief and faith are not the tools one uses to determine parentage. Taking into account that being hoodwinked by a sociopath (who managed to fool everyone else too) shouldn't be added to the list of stupid moves, (though I would question bedding down with him within hours of meeting and allowing him access to her child within days), it seems that Miss Frey may not be playing with a full deck. She has a baby gets support from someone who isn't the daddy, she hooks up with a murderer and before the trial has another baby by yet another man. Even though the media managed to turn her into a tragic, innocent victim, she doesn't seem to be any better at catching clues and making better choices. That reporter knows good and well he did not need to add the part about Porky's Rib House. But you can note the vision it conjures up in your mind about Amber and her choice in men.