Wednesday, November 23, 2005

More TomKat Yuckiness!

Dang! Right before Turkey Day I have to read something that makes me lose my appetite. Now crazy Tom wants to monitor this alien implant at home.

Tom Cruise has reportedly purchased an Ultrasound machine so that he can moniter his alien fetus anytime he wants. Katie Holmes isn't due until next year, but Tom wants to make sure that the new Prince of Scientology is safe at all times.

He also told Barbara Walters in an interview that the pair won't get married until after their alien is born. They are planning a summer/autumn wedding.

There's not going to be a wedding, is there? Once Katie gives birth to his alien spawn he will get rid of her! He will finally has the key to make him immortal!

2 Comments:

At 7:46 AM, Anonymous Dianne said...

I saw this yesterday and wondered about his sanity. Not that I don't always wonder about his sanity.

I think he's gay. I don't think their will be a marriage either and I really think Katie is brainwashed.

 
At 1:19 PM, Blogger Moona said...

I can't get enough of this tomkat news, either. It's a total train wreck. I actually read that she miscarried last week but I think it's a very unsubstantiated rumor.

The purchase of an ultrasound machine scares me but makes sense. They want to do everything their own scientology way and don't want to be stifled by the measly 3 ultrasounds a normal, healthy pregnancy warrants.

I, too, feel very bad for Katie. What is she doing to herself? Why hasn't her family stepped in and kidnapped her back. Boy, I wish Nicole would talk!

 

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