Wouldn't Pay A Buck For Fifty Cents

I know it is insane for me to have two posts on 50 cents today but people keep sending me these links just to get my blood pressure up. Even if I hacked 20 years off of my age, would I ... could I ... ever, ever ... buy a motorized version of 50 cents? -- Long Pause -- NOPE!

"His movie may not being making much money but rapper 50 Cents is trying to make money other ways. It’s a universally acknowledged truth that ’sex’ sells, and now rapper 50 Cent is hoping that the same will come true for him as well, as after trying his hands at almost everything, he is planning to release his own new line in condoms and sex toys.

The rapper, who already has a clothing line and a range of energy drinks, is planning to extend his business into the lucrative sex market , by making condoms, and even creating a vibrator that looks just like him. A sign of surefire vanity that is historically a hit or miss effort by an artist regardless of genre.

Contactmusic quoted him as telling America’s GQ magazine. "I need to make a 50 Cent condom, and a motorised version of me. A motorised version of me will definitely have to be waterproof, so you could utilise it in the tub. A lot of them (vibrators) aren’t waterproof,"

"Blue is my favourite colour, so it would probably be blue. But I don’t know how big. I don’t know if big is better because I’m not sure a man wants his woman playing with a really big dildo. But I want to do something like that, to create something that’s popular and exciting sexually for women," he added."

What kind of interview was this? How do you go from discussing Bush to sex toys? Somebody was high! Was it 50 or the interviewer?