Tales From The Absurd

What? This guy thinks he is a boxer or an athlete who cannot have sex before a match? Being sent directly to the file cabinet under who the hell cares is this mess!

In a show of political absurdity, Italy's conservative prime minister, singer of love songs and media magnate, Silvio Berlusconi, has pledged not to have sex until the country's April 9 elections.

"I'll try not to let you down," the self-professed ladies man told a television preacher at a rally. "I promise you two-and-a-half months of complete sexual abstinence."

What this has to do with fighting corruption, strengthening the economy and answering to a country weary of war, I have no idea. But for Berlusconi -- the notoriously sexist, antigay, pro-war minister -- it’s about being "pure." Christian conservatives, who (surprise) make up a large part of his base, applauded his oath and thanked him for opposing gay marriage and upholding family values.

Whatever Berlusconi is hoping to score by not scoring, let’s hope the Italian masses see through this strange stragegy and give him the boot.

Eeee-uuuuu! Please get over your old, nasty self!