He Likes Big Butts and He Cannot Lie

This is a cute little story by a man who likes fat chicks!

A colleague and I are driving from Hollywood to Los Angeles. I look out the passenger window and see a beautiful young woman with extra-large thighs sitting on a bus stop bench.


"How'd you like to wake up next to that?" he snickers. Though we'd just met that morning, after two hours in the car together, we've covered every subject from cars to politics to music to money. Not girls, though.


I take a deep breath.


"I gotta tell you something. I love fat women, and I'm married to one. You're entitled to your opinion, but comments like that don't float with me. She looks pretty damn cute, too."


The color drains from his face.


"Are you kidding?"


"Nope. Not kidding."