The One Big Ass They Can't Tap

The obsession slays me. It's positively mongrel-like. There is no reason on this earth that a multi-millionaire like Donald Trump should have the time or inkling to be making the rounds on the cable networks hurling insults at Rosie O'Donnell. I'm not being dense. I know it's some incantation of homophobia but if I were a white man, I would be embarrassed to give a big, loud, unkempt lesbian this much attention. What is really the issue here? The want some of that?

Donald Trump joined Bill O'Reilly last night so they could massage one another's egos over having created, as O'Reilly put it so smugly, the "monster" that became Rosie O'Donnell on "The View."

With Rosie leaving "The View," the pair of smarmeisters -- O'Donnell's most public nemeses over the past year -- chummed it up on "The O'Reilly Factor" last night. O'Reilly wondered aloud if they hadn't overplayed Rosie, and Trump alleged that O'Donnell once "ate a lot of cake" at his wedding to Marla Maples, way back before they were at each other's throats.

No word on whether it was necessary to expand the set to accommodate both of their heads.

They want her!