State Of The Qusan: Those Wing Nuts Certainly Are Some Freaky Little Things

Good Lord! If these are the freaks who think they are guaranteed a spot in heaven, I think I'll give the devil a call.

Throw another religious conservative sexual hypocrite log onto the fire. This one comes to us from Montgomery, Alabama. Let’s start out with the straight take on matters.
Reverend Gary Aldridge was found dead in his home in east Montgomery. He was the senior pastor at Thorington Road Baptist Church for the last 15 years.
Gary Aldridge graduated from Liberty University and later worked for the late Jerry Falwell. A former colleague at the school remembered him as well.

“He went on to become one of the deans and the students loved him. He had a tremendous impact on them,” said Dr. Bob Miller of Liberty University.
I guess his friends are going to have a hard time explaining what was going on in Aldridge’s mind at the time he went to meet his maker. The Smoking Gun:
An Alabama minister who died in June of “accidental mechanical asphyxia” was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report.
Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge’s death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery’s Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge’s two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister’s rubber briefs.
Oh my. It gets better. Blogenfreude notes that Aldridge also had a condom-covered dildo up his bum:

There are a lot of questions that pop into my mind about this scenario but they just aren't something I can ponder for very long without getting totally icked out. Who does this kind of stuff to get off? Please don't answer me if you do it or know someone who does ... or if you know me. I'm so glad I'm a heathen.