What The Figgety Fuggety?

This is why a woman needs to be President ...

Gov. Eliot Spitzer, the crusading politician who built his career on rooting out corruption, apologized Monday after he was accused of involvement in a prostitution ring. He did not elaborate on the scandal, which drew calls for his resignation.

His stoic wife at his side, Spitzer told reporters at a hastily called news conference: "I have acted in a way that violates my obligations to my family."

"I have disappointed and failed to live up to the standard I expected of myself," he said. "I must now dedicate some time to regain the trust of my family."

Hillary may be a "bitch" (and I respect that in her) but, best believe, we wouldn't be having none of this isth going on! His ass needs to SIT DOWN!